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Tony's HouseI'm not tall... you're just short! Hello there people! Yep this is Tsoukinator's Official Blog Site, which has recently come back into a revival despite the introduction of Myspace Blogs. Really, its my little time capsule of love you could say I won't be posting as much as I would like (due to school commitments) but feel free to comment on my blogs or stories whenever you like. But please, if you read any of my stories/blogs, make sure to tell me that you read it and I'll really appreciate you for it Thanks for reading guys
July 04 HopeEh, just a few thoughts about the concept of hope, feel free to throw your own in
oh and this was taken straight from facebook status update wars over two days, so yeah, have fun sifting through the conventional and non conventional opinions =)PS: I've removed the real names of these people just to get them to remain anonymous but still to be able to post this up freely
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J's Profile:
J :Wants a life of no stress n strain...Me at 21:20 on 03 July
they aren't freely availiable R at 21:44 on 03 July
stress, strain??? what could possibly be so yukky on the holidays???
Me at 22:11 on 03 July oh and to second that elongated message in your about me
"hope is a dangerous thing" how about "hope is the first step to dissapointment" i think that sounds way much cooler R at 22:46 on 03 July
not trueeeee.......if you dont have hope you dont got NOTHIN (dont correct my english/grammar, i meant it that way lol) Me at 22:51 on 03 July
haha, since when does hope mean you have anything
what you have is what you gain, its whats right in front of you so why not be proactive and practice what you preach rather than hope you receive what you yearn don't get me started =P R at 23:01 on 03 July
haha well when things go shit and you have no hope, then what happens? you go jump off a cliff coz you have nothing else to live for? NO! you HOPE that things will get better and do things to better your situation, its not all based on hope. hope wont get you the things you want, but it can motivate you to strive for what you want and achieve greater things. J at 23:16 on 03 July
XD i dunno if whether i should offer my input or not... hmmm... i think i'll stick to the latter and keep outta da cross-fire... but i have to agree with b there :P without hope, wat's there to get motivated over? Me at 23:19 on 03 July
haha, radical explanation
well i suppose hope works there, but if you always put yourself in control, hope is never needed =) but then again, J is stating that "hope is a dangerous thing" - maybe she's saying more of a "hope when i jump off the cliff i don't splat on the floor and instead a giant mythical being saves me from my fall"
could go either way... if you have an imaginiation that is, haha don't you just love the status spamming =P J at 23:24 on 03 July
hehe.. lol. makes me feel speciall...
actually, what i was aiming for in "hope is a dangerous thing" is cuz when ur hoping a certain this is truth, but you only suspise it's truth, but yet have doubts cuz it may be false... yeah... that's wen it gets dangerous. cuz once you have all this hope built up, and then you find out that your supicions hopes were wrong, then you get all dissapointed and upset n all... however, if you find out it's true, then you'll get all happy... hmmm.... in otherwords... using your "jumping off a cliff" imagery, let's say i have a parachute strapped to my back, and i HOPE that it'll save me from falling when i jump. :P Me at 23:26 on 03 July
haha, like saying you hope that you won't hurt yourself at school with a suit strapped with giant pillows? oh well, not entirely clear with that explanation, but if its hope and spending forever waiting on something you "think" "may" be true.... you could always just confront whatever it is and demand answers... in an undemanding way of course =) J at 23:29 on 03 July
v.v but that's the thing... >.< I DON"T WANT TO!!!!!!!! *sniffle* and thus, the danger of hope. i like being safe.... (which is stupid i know, but it keeps me from having to buy bandaids and paying for health insurance). Me at 23:30 on 03 July
then i'll say something you'd be offended by relating to hope if thats the way you'd go about it =P Me at 23:37 on 03 July
which then brings me back to say, hope is silly, push to find the outcome and energy can be wasted in more productive ways. =) J at 23:45 on 03 July
XD lol. thnx. :P very true... but that's another reason why i sed hope was a dagerous thing. :P it can also take over your life... >.< i guess the main thing i gotta get over is the fear of getting hurt part :P maybe i should invest in a failsafe parachute....heheheh... btw, i've tried not hoping b4... but it didn't work. =.= the world - including certain people - were conspiring against me.... literally. J at 23:46 on 03 July
then again, you DID say "push for an outcome", didn't you? :P i tried making myself not care for the outcome.... repeatedly!!! >.< *sigh* plan B: getting over fear of hurt.. XD Me at 23:54 on 03 July
hope never got me anywhere hope to me is a feeling like ignorance we hold on to just to give us that false inclination of feeling safe and hope is stupid, because something either is, or isn't theres only one answer in the end, and the thing is, that if you yourself pursue it, you may be able to change that outcome before it can react on its own therefore once again, i say there is no point in hoping and this is an argument i just wont ever back down in Me at 23:55 on 03 July
because, i just don't see how I'm wrong, not to be narrow minded or anything but if I am, try and prove it =) R at 00:13 on 04 July
can i just say.....hope is only a dangerous thing in J's case. she sits there and hopes that things will get better rather than going out and fixing them for herself. in that case hope is useless, BUT hoping for the outcome you want could be the perfect motivator to go and strive for the results you want. like in my jumping off a cliff thing, hope is motivation, hope is what you are left with when you have nothing else. you have hope when you have goals. you set yourself goals in the hope that you will succeed, taking all the necessary steps in order to reach that goal hope isnt useless. and its not dangerous......its a survival mechanism. J at 01:16 on 04 July
v.v for me, hope is dangerous... and yes. useless cuz i'm not even going to persue it. yes b, you are right, i am an idiot... -.o but at least i'm willing enough to admit it! (not trying to imply anything btw).[n btw: who sez i'm not trying to fix it?! o.o] And yes, it IS the perfect motivator XD lol. but it's also a question of guts. if i had half the guts you did B, i'd probs be waay better off.... and possibly 10x saner than what i already am :P lol. personally, i say you're both right and the only loser in this argument is me >.< dammit! (.. and here comes the hope that one day, i will be able look back and think "gee, i was soooo stupid... wtf did i get so scared for?!!?" v.v* ) gehk. R at 14:04 on 04 July
J, you are too scared of getting hurt. i look at things differently. i say hmm whats the worst that could happen? can i live with that? the answer is always yes because nothing is ever that bad. Besides, your friends r always there when you cant deal with something all on your own. SO you just need to be brave and stop thinking and over analysing the situation and just GO!... if it doesnt result in any PHYSICAL harm, then it cant be that bad because it wont lead to death :P J at 18:15 on 04 July
>.> *sniff* i know... but do i really wanna risk changing the way things are now into something that... doesn't even exist?... v.v eugh. ur right... i REALLY need to get over this crap of myn. :P ummm.... i'll let you know the moment i do. (lemmie get back to ya on it v.v* ) ps: ur not the only one gettin annoyed with me.... Me at 20:05 on 04 July
haha lets just say i never died that day I asked a girl if she could be my birthday present... it was worth a try! c'mon! =D but yeah, i kinda think hope is a passive excuse for an active problem, where you rely on external forces to act upon a situation in your favour - also can become a form of procrastination, which is why i'll continue saying you don't need hope to achieve your goals, just action =) but i suppose you can hope that your actions alone are enough to fix a problem, but thats a middle ground and I don't want to settle for that after all this =P whatever it be J, just get straight onto it, and get it over and done with (this is where i'm siding with b) ;-) J *sniffle* =S
havin that shoved under my nose in black n white (actually, blue) is really confronting... >.< but dammit! it's true... >.<... gimmie a mo. let me catch my breath =P >.< May 07 EXTREME Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday!Ever wondered, how a day would be with everything "eXtreme" in it?
Well, luckily enough for you, Joss and Andrew helped me answer that on Monday, and for many days afterwards.
Wednesday may have been kinda a tad extreme, and even though we had Extreme IBIS x 3 today... not even our ibis class could outdo the ...
EXTREMENESS!!!
 Of EXTREME Monday!
We realised how EXTREME english chaps turning 85 were!
How "EXTREME" luther could be with Aviators and an "extreme" accent!
How "EXTREME" Andrew would be as a voice-over boxer
How "EXTREME" Joss would be as an english correspondent in london!
in fact, how extreme anything is when you say it in an "EXTREME" voice
 Even Irene Moser was suprised to learn how "EXTRME" ICT had now become on her Monday 2:30 lecture.
However, perhaps the most impressive addition to the "Extreme Team" was that on tuesday, in our 10:30 DaD tutes with the Ferres-Dogg.
On EXTREME Tuesday!
Where suddenly schema battles were taken to the next level....
EXTREME SCHEMA BATTLES!!!
The battle between Branavan and Sonya was heating up with both sides attempting to make some shortcuts, but in the end, as a class we all decided that "cupcake" (Branavan's) relational schema was corrupt as we could not read his writing, and was taken out of the competition to give sonya the win.
This all happening while Olivia was still calming down from being told earlier that "her resturant was on fire" by Joss and Jake.
However Olivia is also rather EXTREME this week, for offering her "services" out...  As in camera services!
Oh....
That doesn't fix anything...
...
 Cupcake also decided to get a little sneaky, and off a special report from program that ferres-dogg was making, he found his mobile number and took it down, which we all thought was a great joke... until we were told that its not his fault if we get calls at 2am in the morning.
Suprisingly, this number actually became useful for me the next day, when I was trying to track down Tim in his office - where I got a text from him saying "Try the En Building" while I was hopelessly strolling around Level 5 of the BA building, wondering if any offices at all existed on this floor
Despite Andrew's assistance, it apparently wasn't extreme enough to save me the long walk of shame to EN510 to give Tim Ferres "the eye" after entering his office for some Database help
Afterwards, we learned about Peter Sala actualling logging into his facebook, and how there were two posts in his facebook fan club... both by me.
I didn't think this was that funny... apparentely the rest of the class did, including Tim Ferres.
Daniel and his friend later also called me over to where they were sitting, and egged me on to sing "the fray" in class
I did not back down.
However when prompted to sing to Ferres-Dogg, I just replied "Thats the 8:30 class".
So guys, be sure to wake up early for the 8:30 dad tute next week!!! April 26 My dick scored today =PEver thought you'd see the day?
Well here it is
 About 2:30 today as well.
but out of nowhere
ball drops into "the box"
and with one final desperate lunge
like a bicycle kick
in mid air
I thrust my pelvis
at the ball
to deflect it into the BACK OF THE NET!!!
Was a great time to score as well
put us 3-2 in the lead for the match
Sheer sublime skill
and for those who still haven't gotten it.... i scored a goal today from a corner cross, with yes, the very knackers us men swear to protect through the course of our lives
but don't worry ladies... the family jewels are still intact
 Oh fun fun fun
 Must've been those new short-shorts I was wearing today, aye?
You had to be there, the whole team swamping me congratulating and laughing their asses off at me simultaeously
Then running back to my posistion, one hand up for a high 5, the other cradling the poor ones underneath.
The team named it as "Tony's famous dick goal"
 I even had one person (Yang, A.ka. "Kane") do a re-enactment of the event, hahahaha
Sheer brilliance, bahahaha April 14 Crafty Craftsman has found his Craft ;-)Ok, for those of you who didn't really have an idea what my last blog was about.... and why the title didn't match up and whathaveyou.
But now... I do
I suppose it reminds me of that time a girl i know wrote a blog about her "lesbian adventure" just to see if more people read it.
This escapade, was indeed a great success.
(I also read that blog
).So well, back to a style of blog i'd more like to give you.
Where this time, the title, explains, at least "a bit" more
I
Have become
The MATCHMAKER!
In effect, I always was "the matchmaker"... oh well, no, not really.
You get the wrong impression when I say "the matchmaker".
No, I'm not just some guy who sits behind a crafty wooden desk, smoking a pipe laying back in his expensive chair, feeling as he is "on top of the world, if i dare say, old chap".
- I seem to have become, "the essential" go-to man, for any, even slightly related romantic escapade you could think of
And to make that even better...
I have a 100% success rate
So just picture this... its you and well... not paris hilton
not Nikki Webster
OH AND NOT whatshername new model who is scrawny as but for some reason people like her, and i can't even remember her name
(Miranda Kerr... after 10 or so minutes)
Ah yes I have it....
JENNIFER HAWKINS!
Mischa Barton
or Kevin Rudd
ok, either one of those spanking hot pieces of meat will do
Boy or girl regardless, picture you, going on a date with either one of these..... the sheer idea has probably already got you smiling to yourself
But wait, just a date?
Oh!
I can make it so much better. I can make your dreams a reality...
with the new "Tsoukinator Mach 3 SetUp and Score" Machine!!!
also referred to as the "love machine"
or just Tsoukinator himself!
Hi, i'm Anthony, and "I can make your dreams a reality!"
Oh yes thats right, with the new Tsoukinator Love machine, you can get anything you could ever wish for!
and no, this is not a trick!
thats right, NOT A TRICK!
Just picture youself now, on your date with with Jen, Mischa or for some of you out there, the stud Kevin Rudd on that spectacular evening of yours out.
And all of a sudden... you run out of things to talk about.
Oh well never fear! TSOUKAS IS HERE!
I'll turn your misfortune, into a WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
And soon, I will be bragging about:
how you risked your life to save that helpless child from the big evil cat from next door
or, how you get chosen for the state championships after playing only your first game ever of BAMBOOZLE!
or, I might even brag to them about how you were "ever so popular" at this one time.... at band camp
whatever your great story of fame may be, even the simpliest of stories, can be turned into an
EPIC BATTLE OF GOOD VERSUS EVIL!!!
- where you always end up on the good side (and win) EVERY SINGLE TIME!
 Whats that?
You said you play warcraft?
NO YOU DIDN'T!!
YOU SAID YOU'RE THE DAMN KING OF THE WORLD DUDE
AND YOU KNOW IT!
YEEHAWW!!
And this is a World, you're the King of, is one where even the smallest remark of stating which station you "get off at" can turn into the
BEST PICK UP LINE
IN THE WORLD!
NO MORE CHASING PORSCHES WITH BICYCLES!
YOU'RE CHASING PORCHES WITH
ROCKET POWERED-ROLLER BLADES!
So if I like Computers
Do you like Computers?
HELL YES IS THE ANSWER!
With the new invention of the Tsoukinator "Love Machine"
EVERYONE LIKES COMPUTERS!
and they don't just like them, they...
LOVE THEM!
Very soon, you will find your object of affection, throwing themselves into your arms as you were made of chocolate
HOT CHOCOLATE!
It would be even more exciting than....
EXTREME ACCOUNTING!
THE VIDEO GAME!
and
ICT CLASS
With Irene Moser
It's the type of stuff that gets you walking into Subway and immediately offered a footlong
only for the check out chick to come to the realisastion that "from the looks of you...
YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE!"
AND THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
It's caus you're all "Tsouked" Up
Pretty soon, the argument won't be over "looks" and "personality
It'll merely be...
IF TSOUKAS IS ON YOUR SIDE....
WHO CAN BE AGAINST YOU!
Its the type of offer that brings you all kinds off...
COOL STUFF!
Like
Gnomes
Chocolate
Paintballing
GNOME PAINTBALLING
More Chocolate!
Free Entry to the Hawthorn Swimming Pool
ANONYMOUS QUARK-ING!
Various pieces of Computer Hardware
EXTREME COMPUTING!
Multicoloured Jeans Buttons!
Which make people uncontrollably look at your crotch
ALL THE TIME!
and Borat's PU55Y MAGNET ... which he never bought!
Having cool free stuff like that also brings you
Cheap food from Sara's
FREE FOOD from Sara's
Free Games at IBISQ Clicky pens, which REMOVE CLOTHES
and...
LATE AFTERNOON DATES AT MSY!!!!
No minimum to buy
Cancel anytime!
(but you'd be a total idiot to pass this "ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY UP!"
Because! For the first one caller(s) you get this service ABSOLUTELY FREE!
You hear me?
ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Ring "The Matchmaker" up sometime, and I'll be sure to "get you with" any one you could possibly want
Thats right
ANYONE YOU POSSIBLY WANT!
(however I do specialise in University Lecturers
)And if you were unfortunate enough to not be one of the first one caller(s) ...
You can pay by cash, credit card, or
ANY "BEHIND THE COUNTER SERVICES" you WISH!
Of course I don't "Condone this activity"
 But I understand with the economy in recession, some of us don't really have the money to pay up front, let alone at all.
This has been another, Danoz Direct announcement brought to by no other than
The Matchmaker and Love Machine (TM)
Supported by the fine fine support and "proceeds" (which I'm getting sometime pretty soon ) of you all April 06 What not to do at a party full of underage girls.And if the title wasn't saucy enough to catch your attention...
Well, i'll just keep this blog quick and simple (mainly so I can also get to my "D.a.D" studying).
My sis, had her 15th birthday party last week, so she had various 15/16 year old year 10 girls running around the place, being crazy, dressing up in my clothes, flushing chocolote down toilets, you know.... the usual
And then for some reason, someone suggested something about "condoms".
It then all hit them that they start randomly yelling and shouting about them. "Condoms?" "Who has condoms?" "Have you got a condom?" "Whats a condom?".
And out of the whole random array of "condom-like" questions, I suddenly spring to life and go OMG! "I have condoms!!!"
- I then realised quickly after saying this, that it probably wasn't the best idea to tell the girls that out loud, lol
It basically was like a blonde moment, i was partially in dreamland, knowing but not knowing what was going on at the same time... until I just heard something that applied to me in someway, that just trigged something in my head to say "omg me too" and then proclaim to the world that I had condoms, and they did not, haha
Like, its not like it didn't go down well, I quickly retreated back into where i was sitting, hand over mouth embarassed, and they just laughed along, mostly realising that I didn't really mean what I said in the way "it sounded" after I did.
Funny thing was, I said this in front of the entire cohort of girls invited to my sis's party, including my friends sonya and luther, as well as my sister herself.... so you could've understand how embarassing it was to yell out something like that in front of about 15 or so underaged girls, lol
However, in the end strangley enough, some girls were keen on the fact I had them... and did kinda pester me about them, along with pleas for several cruisers for about 2 hours. Of course not mentioning any names such as "brit" and "fab", might be better if I didn't just mention them and put them in bold or something.
Something even more shocking, however probably not suprising though, is that, well after this night, my condoms.... actually went missing.
I'm pretty sure I know where they are though... although I did tell them that unless they planned on using them tonight, to not go anywhere near them as a deterrent, that didn't seem to stop them.
Geez, 16 year old girls these days, lol
Oh well an interesting day. The following, I spent playing soccer at swinburne in this round robin tournament, where I played in a 5 a side team, full of students from different countries around the world. 2 guys from Boston, Us a girl from Toronto, Canada and a guy from Czech Slovakia who previously went to a school in Germany - Quite an interesting day it was.
Also talked to this guy ramsay, who I previously thought was named murray. And thats it really, hope you enjoyed reading this brief blog entry.
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